A married couple were driving along a road doing a steady 60 m p h. The wife is driving. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and said in a clear voice, I know we have been married for twenty years but i want a divorce.
The wife says nothing, she keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases the speed.
I dont want you to talk me out of it he said, because i have been having an affair with your best friend.
Again the wife stayed silent but increases the speed again.
He pushes his luck. I want the house the car the credit cards the bank account and the boat.
by this time their speed was 90m p h.
The car starts aiming towards a concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her is their anything that you want.
The wife at last replied in a quiet voice no i have everything i need.
Oh realy he said so what have you got.
Just before they hit the bridge she turns and smiles at him and said the air bag.
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