a man is sittin in a bar beside a blonde when the evening news come on the telly covering a story of a man about to jump from a tall buildin the man says to the blonde i bet u £20 he jumps and the blonde says i bet u £20 he dosent a few mins later the man jumps from the building...mortified the blonde reachs the man £20 the man replies i cant take that i saw it today on the lunchtime news to which the blonde replies so did i but i didnt think he would be dumb enough to jump again............feel the pain...
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